You don't stay at the Cozzens house for any length of time and then try to leave without having what we lovingly call A Real Wilderness Experience. A Real Wilderness Experience always starts with us going out into the wilderness to have a good time and ends with a lot of, well, yelling going on. And we provided that today for Marie-Laure. Lucky her!

In our defense, we told her before we left that we were going out to have A Real Wilderness Experience, so I think the fact that she still came along with us made her at least partially responsible. We went into Canyonlands through Beef Basin and over Elephant Hill. It was a beautiful day. Perfect for A Real Wilderness Experience.

At first Marie-Laure reveled in the excitement of the day. She spent part of the ride standing up through the sun roof . . .

But eventually, she just climbed right out onto the roof and rode there. That's me driving. See my face sticking out the window?

Then after a while, we decided to just let Marie-Laure drive. And she did a great job chauffeuring us through the desert. Especially considering she doesn't drive. Well, she doesn't drive France. She drives here because we let her . . . because she likes to drive.

And for a girl who hasn't even driven much on smooth, straight roads, she really did great on bumpy dirt roads. Although she kept repeating, "This is really, really dangerous!" And if you tried to talk to her, "Shhtt! I need concentration." Then right down the hill she would go.

She would come to a challenging place like this and say, "This is not for drive, it is for walk!" Or, "Oo la la, it is NOT possible!" But she proved herself wrong every time and just kept on driving.

The yelling part of the Real Wilderness Experience involved a steep, rocky hill, Dave screaming "Brake! Brake!", Marie-Laure not understanding driving terminology, and all of us shooting backwards down the steep, rocky hill until coming to a sudden stop when the Landcruiser hit a rock and got high centered. My kids are nodding their heads now and say, "Yep, Real Wilderness Experience!"

But I lifted and pushed and Dave drove and we got that Landcruiser unstuck and made it home in time for the Adult Meeting of Stake Conference. It was a beautiful day for a Real Wilderness Experience - Although Marie-Laure is not sure she will ever be the same again.